Chili Con Carne


when, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of texas or the president of the united states, takes a sh-t on a woman’s chest, then t-tty f-cks her.
“what say you and me go back to the lincoln bedroom and i show you what we mean in texas by chili con carne?”
when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone’s -ss then takes a sh-t on their chest.
“chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones -ss and then sh-t on their chest.”
the most awesome latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.
husband: “ayyy mami! what is this? its deliciouso!”

wife:”it’s chili con carne!”

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