chili cookoff
at least three men defecate on a woman’s chest. she tastes and rates them, has s-x with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining sh-t from the woman’s chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.
aw, man, i got last place in susie’s chili cookoff last weekend. the other guys really gave it their best.
when all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to sh-t so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.
“i had to go so bad, and fred was in the port-a-potty. luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!”
a s-xual maneuver in which three males each take a sh-t, and give them to a single female as a gift. she then tastes all three of the specimens. the person’s sh-t she likes best she has s-x with, next best she gives a bl-w j-b too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the sh-t.
man, eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.
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