chili ring
the feces that remains around your -sshole if you do not wipe well enough.
she had a nice -ss, but also a nasty chili ring. she’s gotta wash her b-tt…..
post–n-l-coital activity involving consuming the residue around the -n-s, including blood, fecal matter and several other fluids.
that girl is so hot, i would so chili ring her.
for my birthday, i want to chow down on a chili ring.
the result of eating food so spicy, your -n-s burns like fire after taking a dump.
residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the -n-l sphincter to burn painfully.
you: “sh-t man, i shouldn’t have eaten all those jalapeños last night…”
douche friend: “what’s wrong, got chili ring?”
being so h-m-s-xual that, during v-g-n-l intercourse with a female, the male must pull out then insert himself into her -n-s in order to reach climax.
seth couldn’t blow his load f-cking the b-tch from behind, so he sneaked in a chili ring.
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