Chillasturbate


to m-st-rb-t- on and off while chilling for a long period of time. often occurs during boring weekends when nothing is going down and leads to loss of friends/eyesight.
“my mom is mad at me because all i do is chillasturbate and i’m starting to wreak of it”

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