Chillaxanax


pr-nounced: chill-ak-zanaks

noun: slang word for the pharmaceutical drug xanax.

verb: chillin/relaxin by means of consuming m-ssive amounts of xanax.
noun:

guy#1: “get off the phone dude!!”

guy #2 “man, i’m jonesin for some chillaxanax. i’m doing speed dial smackdown till i find some!”

verb:

guy #1: “omg, i think i got crabs or herpes or some sh-t from this chick. my car broke down.. i lost my job, blah, blah, blah…”

guy #2: “qit all yer whinin!! just chillaxanax!”

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