Chillin with Fernando Day
chillin with fernando day is a new national holiday to be celebrated every april 29th. everyone has had a coworker they can’t stand, and can’t wait for them to get sh-t-canned or quit. eventually, even though it seems like an eternity, it finally happens! april 29th is the day to celebrate life at work, without said person. it is a newfound freedom of more enjoyable daily working conditions, and a resetting of the universe back to normal.
tomorrow is chillin with fernando day! it’s time for a kegger. remember when _____ did that at work? what a jerk. we couldn’t stand that ahole. thank god he is gone.
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