Chillmongering


a similar word to the popular portmanteau “chillaxing”, that meaning to chill and relax simultaneously. chillmongering differs only in the sense that the level of leisure attained by the action is somewhat more universal. a zen-like attainment of perfect tranquillity which is appropriated by all those who come into contact with a person chillmongering.
1st person: d-mn son, i had the roughest day. i’m about to have an embolism, word is bond. how’s it going for you?
2nd person: pretty good mang, just chillmongering tbh.
1st person: mang, i should totally try that sh-t out. you look mad chilled tbqfh.

Read Also:

  • chill suppository

    when a chill pill just isn’t enough, reccomend a chill suppository. bob: wtf! i can’t believe that i accidently put a tiny scratch onto my cr-ppy 80’s car’s paintjob! i’m gonna die! call the fire department! my world’s collapsing! kevin: dude, you are beyond the chill pill. take a chill suppository.

  • enticing

    to attract (someone) especially by offering or showing something that is appealing, interesting, etc. “you could spend the night if you wanted to” “that sounds enticing, but i’d have to lie to my father”

  • eurogant

    a particular quality possessed by certain europeans of indeterminate mixed ethnicity who believe in their own cultural and fashion superiority, manifested by their disdainful sneer, turtleneck sweaters, narrow plastic-rimmed fashionable eyegl-sses and horrible pop music. see amerigant. “mike, that girl you had over here last night…bianca?…the one with the black rucksack and hairy armpits?….dude, she […]

  • European Ropeswing

    when someone has ridiculously long pubic hair, and you swing underneath them whilst holding onto their p-b-s. “dude! jenna totally let me give her a european ropeswing last night!” “man, her p-b-s were so long that i could have done a european ropeswing!”

  • foogazey

    to be fake or crazy tina: “that b-tch is so foogazey.” ashley: “i know right” to be fake or crazy tina: “that b-tch is so foogazey.” ashley: “i know right”


Disclaimer: Chillmongering definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.