chilly chap stick (CCS)
when the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one’s p-n-s shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)
commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.
may also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught – referred to as ‘rapid chilly chap stick’
may be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. however, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching p-rnography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn’t want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually ‘hot’) water bottle.
one may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the p-n-s returns to a ‘normal’ (very subjective) size after a few mintues.
chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embar-ssing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic ccs does not produce results.
a.k.a. artic p-ck-r
mum! mum! i’ve got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend’s coming round in 5 minutes!! quick, what do i do?!!
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