Chilly middis


when his b-lls get cold outside during bl-wj-b

only a problem in middle school or high school with small b-lls
he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn’t want to say anything but he had to complain when chilly middis got really bad: suck my b-lls, too, or take a seat on my d-ck your p-ssy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, i never noticed your small b-lls until now. they make your d-ck look thicker than it is. i’ll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don’t nutt much

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