chilly thermometer
akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled p-n-s entering a partner’s -n-s during coitus. also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to john travolta’s character in be cool and get shorty.
i was so drunk last night that i stuck my d-ck in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
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