chimechanga
delicious mexican food entre which consists of a mixture of cheese, tortilla, and chicken. (otherwise known as the quesadilla, fajita, and enchilada–but not to be confused with the burrito which quite originally has beans, cheese, a tortilla, and chicken.)
(to waiter at mexican food restauraunt) umm i think i’ll have the uhhh..uhm…quesadilla? no wait uhh! the fajitas! gah no i want an enchilada–ok ya i’ll take that…no…uh ah you idiot! im so sorry i am such a complete fool but i know what i want–i want the chimechanga–no no lets see…ok no i am definetely in the mood for some quesadillas yep i’ll have the quesadillas.
(in waiters mind) poor sucker…they’re all the same…
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