chimichanga

wonderfully delightful little frozen burritos
will you put that chimichanga in the mic for me so i can enjoy its savory splendidness in a little less than a minute? thanks
a mexican delicasy, only found everywhere in the unitedstates and in grocery stores

a gift from heaven.
dude 1:yo mayne we needa get us a chimichanga ese
dude 2: ell yeah man thats like a gift from ‘eaven
a deep-fried burrito sent from g-d to please humanity. deadpool’s favorite food.
deadpool: “i can say ‘chimichanga’ in seven languages.”
an aesthetically pleasing pair of br–sts.
whoa, that woman’s chimichangas are hard to miss!
while more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like mexican food, a “chimichanga” has been used as far back as 2002 in the new york city region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.

the specific unit of time a “chimichanga” designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence “approximately 8 minutes,” but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the san diego wild animal park.
dude, did you see gettysburg? that sh-t lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!
a racist term describing columbian people.
that columbian soccer player is a motherf-cking chimichanga.
1) the sound of one’s cranium healing after suffering severe head trauma;

2) a deep-fried burrito popular in southwestern us cuisine
did someone say “chimichanga”? never mind. that was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.