Chimmer


a totally inept person. similar to a div or a r-t-rd.

a abbreviation of the terms ‘chin-pie gangster’ and ‘chimp’
when are you going to get your homework done you frigging chimmer?
my friend tim who works at apple…and lets you know over and over and over. has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a c-ssanova and maybe he is. b-tttt he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. so we use to call him timmers but now its chimmers.

also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.
matt: sup chimmers
tim: yo, i work at apple
matt: i know
tim: apppplle..soo cool\
matt: yes
tim: me apple lovers
matt: =yanks on chin hair-
tim: apple..i mean ouch

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