chimney dick
chimney d-ck refers to a male with very little (or no) -j-c-l-t-. this can be caused by excessive masturbation or s-x. scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more pr-ne to this condition… hence the double entendre.
you neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby… ain’t n-body gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney d-ck sputtering smoke stacks.
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