Chimney Splinter


when a man slides a gl-ss thermometer into his d-ck hole and slams his d-ck in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. one of the most hardcore forms of s-xual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
holy sh-t, tyrone gave himself a chimney splinter last night for his b-tch. she lidked it!

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