chimney sweep


slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
i think i might have some squirrels beging to nest, i need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.

margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
chimneysweep is a slang term for a genius, used on many forums around the internet.
we love you chimneysweep!
when stimulating or caressing the -n-s of another using the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.

see “dusting” for related subjects
after completing a very satisfied dusting session, johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

chimney sweep
s-xual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
“so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their p-n-s
gary glitter is a chimney sweep
(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):

a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.

b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor

c) a very offensive term used by white middle cl-ss intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working cl-ss who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working cl-ss and who become more ‘black’ than ‘white’ in terms of ‘manners’, music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don’t really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiben kultur means.
when a man with a mustache (h-m-s-xual or not) gives another man a bl-w j-b and their mustache rubs or tickles the top of the shaft of the p-n-s of the man who is receiving the bl-w j-b. also in turn, this could also apply to a woman who has a mustache and is giving a bl-w j-b to a man.
“that girl/guy looks like they would give a really nice chimney sweep!”

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