chimp clap


during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the partic-p-nts performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces
manuel: “this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap”
boris: “what’s that?”
manuel: “well….”

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