chimpo
a conversationally appropriate slang for man’s p-n-s in j-panese language. variants: chimpoko, chimbo, ch-nko, chinchin, and so on.
you’re lucky you got rid of that loose skin covering your chimpo; it makes your chimpo too sensitive.
short males, with ever-changing hair colors. frequently use high pitched voices when excited. often seen driving turbo-charged chrysler products.
these specimens are frequently named “john” or “johnny”
dude, did you see that chimpo running around the backyard in just his boxers and cop gl-sses?
conversationally appropriate reference to a man’s p-n-s.
neighbor one: “you seems to be walking with a slight limp?”
neighbor two: “i turned around and smacked my, pardon me, ‘chimpo’, on the mailbox.”
conversationally appropriate reference to a man’s p-n-s.
neighbor one: “you seem to be walking with a slight limp?”
neighbor two: “yea, i hit my, pardon me, ‘chimpo’, on the mailbox.”
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