chimputer


a hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant “chumputer” is also occasionally encountered.
man, i had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it’s just a chimputer.

codesculptor, you’ve got a chimputer after that breach — you need a good security monkey.

sit back, i’ll drive, i know how to swing a chimputer.

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