chinatown rage
the rage building up inside your head when you try to manuever through c-n-l street in new york. the mostly-female tourists (including grown women) haggling their purchase of that fake coach bag and gucci sungl-sses down to $6 from $15. it’s especially aggravating when you are in a rush. rage builds up to the point where you want to smack people next to you just to make some sp-ce around you. then you quickly realize that it’s mostly women and hitting is not an option. but that only makes the chinatown rage worse. in fact, they have many 6-dollar pair of shoes to hit you back with.
friend 1: man, you are late and you look so angry.
friend 2: i have a lot of chinatown rage in me. give me a bud light.
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