chinballitis
the state of anti-health where one has large testicular growth around oral orifice areas. this can have devastating results, but also may allow one to go on maury povich and get consolations gifts.
i have good news and bad news for you. the good news is that you’re perfectly healthy. the bad news is that you have chinballitis.
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