chinese buffet
restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. such items include crab rangoon, chicken on a stick, general tso’s chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half sh-ll.
food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.
boy i sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad i can p–p thru a keyhole at 30 yards.
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the guy f-cks a girl in the -ss. then she gives the guy oral s-x. thats the chinese buffet 🙂
well its not as bad as eating a black dog.
have s-x in the -ss then have oral s-x. thats the chinese buffet!
while having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. if she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
mandy wanted to have s-x with kevin, but he would not let her without having a chinese buffet first.
while barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
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