Chinese Dove
the chinese dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a sh-t, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the sh-t leaves your -n-s.
jordan and i were having battlesh-ts and he whipped out the chinese dove. needless to say, he won that battle.
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