Chinese Favours


to give someone chinese favours is to allow them to share your bed without engaging in s-xual acts. it is most commonly used to decribe situations in which one or both of the parties involved are hoping for some action.
“i hear you went home with that hottie last night?”
“yeah, but nothing happened – she just gave me chinese favours!”

“can i stay at yours tonight?”
“ok – but chinese favours only!”

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