Chinese Food Crip
anyone acting in such a manor that may pose as an interference or some sort of disruption in the daily life of someone who is of serkish ethnicity. this may include, but is not limited to:
a) anyone working for an it department
b) any hot female having a boyfriend and who is loyal to him
c) anyone who is stupid
that d-mn it guy just installed some new software on our computers. my computer now takes twice as long to open up my files. that f—ing b-st-rd is a chinese food crip.
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- chinkanzee
a chimpanzee of chinese origin. the other day they showed this funny dancing ch-nkanzee on the nature channel!
- chip-shank
when you’re eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth. oww! i just got f-cken chip-shanked by these nachos! i think i’m bleeding!
- chip shop fart
a guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment n-body hears or smells!! the perfect crime! ian: (silently thinking to himself) “take that you customers! a chip shop fart to your lardy selves” customers, oblivious.
- Chive Turkey
one who spends an immense amount of time using the chive. me: what are you doing? steve: chiving. me: you’ve been on the chive for a minute. steve: like three hours. me: …chive turkey.
- chodelet
a toilet that is wider than it is long. dude, whoever sits on that chodelet next is totally going in.