Chinese Greenlight


it’s a variant of the chinese stoplight, known by some as the chinese firedrill. the difference however is the car does not stop. it takes a whole new level of bad-ssery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.

one good strategy for a 3 person chinese greenlight is shown below.
driver: chinese greenlight go! -climbs out window onto hood-
p-ssenger 1: you take the wheel! meet you on the otherside! -climbs out window onto roof-
p-ssenger 2: -gives wheel to p-ssenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window-
driver: -climbs into p-ssenger 1’s original seat.-

all: yea!! we all just gained a bad-ss level!

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