Chinese ham trap
noun. when two uncirc-mcised flaccid males place their d-cks tip-to-tip. a piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. -if both men are hard, it is called a chinese ham trap {powershot}
“hey man, this chinese finger trap isn’t man enough.”
“i think my mom has some deli sliced ham. let’s do a chinese ham trap.”
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