Chinese Lunch-Box


taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl’s v-g-n-. then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. soak for about 5 min. then eat it out of said v-g-n- with chopsticks. add soy sauce for extra flavor.
after having s-x, shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.

“my boyfriend jermane and i tried the chinese lunch-box, i was really into it, but now my v-g-n- smells like beef…and soy sauce.”

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