Chinese Meltdown


originally a drug taking practice where the user takes one ecstasy pill orally and inserts another as a suppository.

the term was later b-st-rdized to refer to any simultaneous use of the mouth and -n-l sphincter.

for example vomiting and defecating simultaneously or receiving oral and -n-l s-x at the same time.
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common usages:

1) person a: “ross was cutting mad shapes last night”

person b: “didn’t you hear? he was on a chinese meltdown”

2) person a: “ricky likes to eat a ham and cheese sandwich whilst taking a dump.”

person b: “partial to a chinese meltdown is he?”

3) the p-rn star was suckling on a flaccid p-n-s whilst taking a stiff one up the sh-te pipe. the film was called ‘chinese meltdown sl-ts 4’.

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