Chinese Resolution
when you’ve made a new year’s resolution, but haven’t kept it all january. therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after chinese new year.
friend a: “hey, i thought you quit smoking?”
friend b: “well, i’ll make it my chinese resolution, just for you!”
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