chinese restaurant syndrome
also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. it is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (msg) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.
ever wondered what lfo meant when they sang, “chinese food makes me sick” from their song “summer girls”?… well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!
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