chinese shit


a special (you guessed it!) chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. the effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. we give this sh-t to horses, after all.
chinese sh-t – “you gotta help me, doc. i’ve been poisoned by some kind of chinese synthetic sh-t. it feels like i’m slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. also got that blurred vision.”
a special (you guessed it!) chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. the effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. we give this sh-t to horses, after all.
chinese sh-t – “you gotta help me, doc. i’ve been poisoned by some kind of chinese synthetic sh-t. it feels like i’m slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. also got that blurred vision.”

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