Chinese texting
texting without one’s corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an asian/chinese appearance due to squinting.
jeff: “do i want your bone? wtf?”
scott: “oh, sorry man, i was chinese texting and it autofilled.”
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