racist comment some stupid gurl said at a chinese take away
daughter:”ching chong ching”
father:”i am really sorry.”
daughter:” no dad that’s how they speak.”
when u use some nasty old orangey cuc-mber from ur fridge and use it to m-st-rb-t- and get an infection doctor – what did u do milly- i used a trumpd-ld-… doctor- take her to the emercency room asap!!! when u use some nasty old orangey cuc-mber from ur fridge and use it to m-st-rb-t- […]
- michigan ham sandwich
a disgusting yet extremely arousing s-x act in which an individual places slices of ham between their b-ttcheeks and has their s-xual partner eat all of the ham. for it to be a true michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks. alt: michigan ham sandwich on pumpernickel […]
- sh*t ice block
when you sh-t in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your b-tt and wait for it to defrost then sh-t it out again hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a sh-t ice block
- johnny bainbridge
a little f-ggot who is a waste of blood and oxygen. person 1: man i hate that guy, he’s such a waste of life. person 2: i know, he’s a right johnny bainbridge! also a term given to someone who is a right little d-ckhead.
- boston blowhole
the act of having water in your mouth and blowing it into your partners p-n-s let’s go to the taco and have puffer give us a boston blowhole.