chinked


stoned.
why? because your eyes get all squinty.
“dude, i am so ch-nked, i can’t smoke anymore”
the situation that arises when one is so high off of marijuana that they can’t open their eyes.
“those three bowls of kief got me ch-nked”

“i wish i could watch the game but i’m ch-nked”

“i usually wear sungl-sses when i’m ch-nked”
the new version of pwned.
dude, you’ve been ch-nked.

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