Chinkology
a pseudo science based in “a study from somewhere”
or any other non-specific urban legend source
used by “expert” non-asians to explain the behavior of asian/asian americans with any stereotyped custom or habit they can imagine
man, it must suck having asian parents
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you know… all that pressure to succeed, having to get a’s in every cl-ss! i know it must be h-ll
thanks for the ch-nkology lesson rudyard!!!
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