Chinky Chonky


a chineese fella who gets in the way of every day life because he is taking photographs of weird things like a bench
friend 1 – hurry up!
friend 2 – i’m going my fastest, all these ch-nky chonky’s are getting in my way!
friend 1- d-mn you ch-nky chonky’s!

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