Chinky McJewington
a gay chinese jewish man who tries to p-ss himself off as a non-minority.
ch-nky mcjewington: i’m so tired of all these illegal aliens sneaking into the country.
illegal alien: dude, you’re a gay chinese jewish guy. shut up.
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