chinwig
the act of reverse mounting a person’s mouth with one’s genitalia to give a temporary pubic hair beard. the pubic hair acts as a beard “d-ckie”, if you will. the mountee can be male, but a chinwig is usually applied by a male to a female.
dude…i totally gave your mom a chinwig last night.
1. an almost imperceptibly fake goatee.
2. a head wig used as a beard.
“jim, i like that chinwig on you. brings out your eyes.”
“huh? what chinwig?” -nervous-
“oh. nevermind.”
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