chip bowl


the act of using a female v-g-n- in combination with a cone as a chip bowl. typically the subject is propped up on their head (either in a hand stand, or using some sort of contraption) and a traffic cone is inserted into their v-g-n-l or -n-l orifice. the cone and orifice are then filled with salsa and accompanied with a platter of tortilla chips for partygoers to enjoy.
i had to break up with sh-lly, since i went to a party and the douchers at lambda lambda chi were using her as a chip bowl.

i just can’t picture her tucking in our future kids at night anymore.

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