Chip Caray
a tv announcer for the atlanta braves. used to be the play-by-play announcer for the chicago cubs, and sucked at it. he used the words a “whale” of a play and so forth. his jokes were unfunny. (see example). him and -n-lyst steve stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, dusty baker -ss-kissers len kasper, and bob brenly. chip also seemed to love craig biggio, a lot.
when the cubs were playing the anaheim angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at anaheim stadium, so chip said “they must of ate lunch at ‘arbees’.}” it was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. that’s how bad the joke was.
chip: and what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, craig biggio! i love you beege!
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