chip monk
n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and t-ths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.
how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he’s the chip monk this week.
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a small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.
they have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
they tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “look at me i have a huge gob to spurt out more utter cr-p!!).
another rarer form of chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “christophosfer” chipmonk.
g-d you talk some cr-p, you are a right chipmonk!!
you chipmonk, stop talking utter rubbish!!
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