chip muffin


a connoisseur’s interpretation of that great british food staple, the chip sandwhich. the thinking man’s terminology if you will. sometimes referred to as a chip barm. frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. a what? said the proprietor? you mean a chip m-ffin you div. now get out and don’t come back until you can speak english.

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