chip rip


the art of luring your dog with a chip to your -ss in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip
man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

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