chip whore


one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.
friend – “hey bro, can i open this bag of jalapeno tost-tos?”
me – “yeah bro, no problem”
friend – -leaves room-
me – -takes socks off, tries to walk around the room”
me – (randomly every 3-8 steps) “ouch, (insert friends name) is a god d-mn chip wh-r-!!!”
a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. as often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom
that gorgeous asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip wh-r- who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. as soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.
when you offer sombody chips and the reach there hand in and take all of the chips
chris: hey can i have some chips

sam: sure bro

chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)

sam: chris you chip wh-r-!!

Read Also:

  • nephthalie

    definition of a bad b-tch she is very kind and goofy she keeps thinks to herself and can be shy has a beautiful body and is very s-xy name was inspired by a former queen of egypt nefert-ti i love nephthalie

  • knob butter

    the kind of slime left on your kn-b after ramming a kuntren in the face p-ssy my god bunky !!! you forgot to wipe that kn-b b-tter off after ramming kuntrens face p-ssy you c-nt, clean off that kn-b b-tter at once

  • voovy

    punk or soft. often used as trash talk or disrespect “that boy ain’t tryna play me in 2k he voovy as f-ck”

  • in my bushes

    when someone gets in your case or is in another persons business ;to be extremely nosy. mama keeps looking over here. she all in my bushes.

  • shehu

    the mating calling of jon. shehu is the mating call of a jon


Disclaimer: chip whore definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.