chipmunk baby
a child conceived through clandestine means on the female’s part. said means usually consist of the female giving f-ll-t–, pretending to swallow, concealing s-m-n in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the s-m-n from the mouth to the v-g-n-.
“… but steve told me last year that they didn’t want to have kids! i bet that sneaky b-tch jill made herself a chipmunk baby.”
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