Chipmunk Dick


a man who injects any muscle enhancement formula into his body thinking he will get huge, but in reality his nuts are shinking aswell as his already small johnson.
hey cregger you f-cking chipmunk d-ck, lay off the roids pal and dump your stupid f-ck pig girlfriend

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