Chipotle Diaper
noun. the new shape your chipotle burrito takes on when you take all the foil off early and it explodes into your bowl below, requiring you to use a fork or spoon to put all of the amazingness back onto the tortilla, and take the ends of the tortilla with your fingers to a point in the middle. when lifted by this point the tortilla resembles a diaper, and the ingredients falling out of the corners resembles fresh steaming baby feces.
cameron: “good job at taking the foil off your burrito too early aaron.”
aaron: “don’t worry dude, when it all pours out i’ll just make a chipotle diaper.”
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