Chipotle Effect


after consuming chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person’s stomach out in the form of excrement. this effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. friend’s may compete to have the shortest “chipotle effect”
dude the chipotle effect just hit me.

i’m scarred of what i am going to do during the chipotle effect.

do not enter the bathroom, chipotle effect.
after consumption of a chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

or

when you eat a chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. you feel like you’re about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
wanna go to the gym?

naw dude i can’t move right now…the chipotle effect has me paralyzed..
the “chipotle effect” occurs after eating a delicious chipotle burrito/bowl/etc when you feel overly full for about 30-60 minutes, only to be completely starving immediately after that time–as if you hadn’t eaten all day.
aww, i just finished a deliciously huge chipotle burrito!
i am so full now :d
-45 minutes later-
ugh, stupid chipotle effect, i am completely starving now!

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