chips and fish
when a woman’s v-g-n- smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably lay’s brand, and dips this into the v-g-n-, stimulating the woman’s cl-toris. when the woman has -rg-smed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the v-g-n- and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.
in the mid-1500’s, kings of england would use the “chips and fish” technique to make a female “their b-tch”. however, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
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